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Sometimes funny, sometimes serious, always shareable. She was cute and seemed distraught, so being the mortal man I am, I obliged. I was about 10 seconds from unleashing a hot and smelly tsunami of vomit all over the backseat of this enclosed vehicle. Before I knew it, some dude dressed like the Lone Ranger motioned me in. She laughed, I laughed, and then I decided to let her know it was game time. Second: I had my knees on the edge of my bed with my hands on the floor. And yes, his dick was impressive.

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Drunken Hookup Failures

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Knocked her out flat on her ass. She put out her hand so I would hold it. She went through her spiel and asked to come in and show me some paperwork. Talked to a beautiful Romanian girl for maybe 5 minutes. If things got wild, he's going to know that part of it was the sauce, and he's not going to expect the same behavior in the future or attach any kind of permanence to those attitudes or actions. Once we got into the tent to go to bed, things happened almost spontaneously. She seemed to be enjoying the position, and I turned to check on her roommate again.

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What is your most embarrassing/shameful hook up story? : AskReddit

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Have way through the sentence my drunk ass is floating over to her. I ended up having sex with her thirty-six-year-old mom eight feet away from her sleeping daughter. But then I told myself to just go with it. They worry less about how they look and what they're doing and can focus more focus may be the wrong word here on pleasuring themselves and their partner. After locking eyes across the crowded dance floor she wiggled her way over to me, and just a few songs later we stumbled out the door toward my dorm. In the middle of a spring rush party at the Alpha house, I ended up in a heated sexual dance off with a girl named Britney. The current division by content type is dated and just a result of us adding new content types over time verse being an optimal way for posts to be organized on the site.


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A friend called me and said her friend just got fired from a bush camp and was totally broke and could she borrow my spare room for a night or two, I said sure and she just showed up at my door. Convincing girls to participate in an act that parents, teachers, and doctors have painted in a negative light since they were old enough to understand is no easy task. To make matters worse, I also discovered that I drunk emailed my ex and had to answer to him. Townes, That was the best night of my life. She had just done what science had failed to do since the dawn of Adderall. For the better part of a half hour I struggled valiantly, switching between receiving a seriously impressive blowie from this incredibly understanding woman and thwacking my soft dong between her legs in search of an entryway. Somehow we got on the topic of weed and she said she could really use some.

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The DOs and DON'Ts of Drunk Sex

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This secret must go with me to the grave. She came over and asked to borrow a tool. When we were done, the windows were obviously fogged up pretty good, open the door to get out and there is a dude in a Jeep parked facing the side of my car. She wanted my help with a bit more than laundry. Immediately I could tell that this girl knew what she was doing. She was as naked as the day she was born, with black and green stripes painted up and down both arms, and eye black, which was smudged down her face thanks to alcohol and party sweat.

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She sighed with pleasure, grabbed my ass hard with both hands, and started moaning my name loudly in my ear. This story was already worthy of sharing at my next chapter meeting before it even developed. Placing too much emphasis on the big finale will almost guarantee that the show goes on forever, or at least until both of you collapse into a pile of aching muscles, dehydration and chaffing. I looked over at the roommate, but to my disappointment she had rolled over and was pretending to be asleep. I was woken up a few hours later with her hands all over me and I finally got the hint. When I got done with the treadmill I went where the weight machines where and she followed me. Just have fun; don't worry about the finale.

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14 Straight And Straight

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Later on, he started going down on me. Anna and Calen get to know each other after a few drinks. Before she could even get her bra off I strapped on a condom for safe measure and was inside her. Some girl really liked Batman. Beach House Hookup Aly Raisman loses her virginity while on a day at the beach.

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I couldn't believe that someone could be that disrespectful. Later at about noon those two girls came back and we talked for a while. I squeezed her right boob like a stress ball with one hand while the other rested on the bed, awkwardly close to her left hand, and as she inched her fingers closer to mine I could tell she wanted me to hold it. Spending the night inside a sorority house was like breaking into a fucking casino vault. She asked me to help her de-bone a chicken; next thing I knew, she was naked. She went to bed and I ended up having sex with her thirty-six-year-old mom eight feet away from her sleeping daughter.

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What is your most embarrassing/shameful hook up story? : AskReddit

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She came up for a quick oxygen refill gasp and then went back under without a word. She let out a moan of relief like she had missed me for a lifetime. So not worth it on so many levels. Occasionally, I would see a tongue darting in and out. I was at least fourteen drinks and 20 millis of Adderall deep, so my brain and dick were in full mutiny against me.

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