~Ruth Bell Graham Pity all newlyweds. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. Or is it all about compromise? It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years. ~Saul Bellow 1915—2005 , The Actual, 1997 The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. Be sure to check out the rest of our site. ~Author Unknown Chains do not hold a marriage together. My all-time favorite quotes from brainyquote, and newsmakers.
I do not speak so much to the young women as to the young men whose prerogative and responsibility it is to take the lead in this matter. ~Anne Taylor Fleming Woke up in bed with a gorgeous woman, who I'm going to have lunch and the rest of my life with. I just married a returned missionary. Love has no other desire but to fulfil itself. All that marriage does is to show people up. Any lie is meant to hide, deceive, or manipulate truth.Next
Join her each morning on Fresh Day Ahead's , for daily encouragement in living strong, free, hope-filled lives. These cost us nothing, and they can mean everything to the one who receives them. On one occasion, full of worry and frustration about my single situation and my advancing years, I went to a priesthood leader for a blessing to strengthen me. Poking fun at love or marriage can be a dangerous proposition when you're making a joke in the presence of your loved one. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. ~Juvenal, Satires We were happily married for eight months.Next
In this way, a disturbing worldview is embedded in these jokes. I suppose, when there is an end of living! Explore rebel with a wife isn't making me for quotes and. ~Marnie Reed Crowell I love being married. ~Helen Rowland Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. Got a Funny Marriage Quote you'd like to share? Make certain that the marriage in your future is a temple marriage. ~Honoré de Balzac Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. Thankfully, some of our favorite comedians can relate, and we found the best funny love quotes they've spoken or written to prove it.Next
~Barry Goldwater People do not marry people, not real ones anyway; they marry what they think the person is; they marry illusions and images. ~Author Unknown I never married because there was no need. How to break up hurting you harshly for quotes from brainyquote, reasons for me. ~Countess of Blessington Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage. ~Harry Emerson Fosdick A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. ~Enid Bagnold, Autobiography, 1969 Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers.Next
Those words were a call to action for me to make my life wonderful regardless of any situation or difficulty I faced. It is the person who is living so that he or she can go to the temple of God and make the covenants that we there make. ~Author Unknown Marriage is not a word — it is a sentence. ~George Jessel I guess walking slow getting married is because it gives you time to maybe change your mind. Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping. You may never have the opportunity for a suitable marriage in this life, so stop waiting and start moving.Next
~Robert Brault, Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. ~Diane Ford As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking. ~Author unknown Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. ~Anton Chekhov The music at a marriage procession always reminds me of the music of soldiers entering on a battle. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate then when I fall asleep your eyes close.Next
All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. ~Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966 In the opinion of the world, marriage ends all, as it does in a comedy. In cultures where dating is appropriate, do not date until you are 16 years old. Love gives naught but itself and takes naught but from itself. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. Both can happen in the span of a day, hours, or even minutes.Next